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Funny Valentine's Day hoodies for him, explained
Some Valentine's Day gifts for him need pockets, and funny hoodies come with one. "Chivalry is dead" is the eulogy of a man who still holds the door, the coat and a grudge, and on a first date it doubles as a warning label for the woman across the table. "But does she do the laundry?" is the question he asks when a friend raves about a new girlfriend, because the practical item goes ahead of the romantic one. The drawstrings are flat, the pocket is a pouch, the shell is cotton and the lining is fleece, which gives idle hands somewhere to live.
Funny Valentine's Day hoodies for him: questions
What is a good Valentine's Day hoodie gift for a guy?
One with a line he would say out loud anyway. "But can she change the oil?" belongs on the man whose first question about a woman concerns the garage, and the pocket up front takes the keys.
Is a hoodie better than a sweatshirt for Valentine's Day?
Pick the hoodie if he lives in his pockets and the sweatshirt if he hates strings. They share a cotton shell and a fleece lining, and the hoodie alone adds drawstrings and the pocket.
Is "When she's right, she's right When she's wrong, she's still right" a good line for him?
It is the safest sentence a husband ever printed on himself. The shirt concedes every argument in advance, and the woman reading it over his shoulder gets to enjoy the whole confession.
How should he wash a hoodie like this?
Wash it cold, inside out, in mild detergent with no bleach. The dryer is a last resort on low, because heat can shrink cotton, and folding beats a hanger for keeping the neck from stretching.
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