funny 70th birthday gifts for men (26)

Every hoodie on this page is available. Select a saying, then a colour and size, and check out. Delivery is within the United States, and orders usually take 6 to 10 business days.

A fleece-lined hoodie with a pouch pocket for his hands. He can pull it on the day he opens it, and the saying on the front gives the room something to read. Choose the line he will laugh at first.

It tells the guests in advance what the birthday man wants, which is money and not a wrapped box. For a man who has everything, the hoodie does the shopping, and the relatives can stop guessing.

Hoodies here are cut unisex and run XS to 3XL. The size guide lists the measurements for every size, so compare it with a hoodie he already owns and pick the closest one.

Give the hoodie if he likes a warm layer with a pocket, since the inside is fleece-lined. Give a tee if he runs warm. The sayings come from the same kind of humor, so the layer is the only difference.