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Funny 70th birthday mugs for men
Funny 70th birthday gifts for men on 11 oz black glossy ceramic mugs with a C-shaped handle. The sarcastic lines are about dogs, memory and retirement. "Dog ate my personality" blames the dog for what is missing, for a man whose dog gets all the attention. "I remembered to forget" turns a lapse into a plan, so the man holding the mug looks like he did it on purpose. "My side hustle is retirement" says retirement is his second job, and the mug holds the coffee for the day shift. BPA and lead free, it can go in the microwave, and the top rack of the dishwasher takes care of the washing. To wear with it, try the funny 70th birthday hats for men.
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Where can I buy a funny 70th birthday mug for a man?
You can order any mug on this page. Choose a saying, add it to the cart and check out. Shipping is within the United States only, and delivery usually takes 6 to 10 business days, so order a couple of weeks ahead.
Is the mug dishwasher and microwave safe?
Yes on both counts. Use the top rack of the dishwasher, and the ceramic also goes in the microwave. It is BPA and lead free, black and glossy, with a C-shaped handle.
Is a mug a good gift for a man who has everything?
It suits him well. He may own every gadget already, but a mug gets used every morning, so the joke is read again with each refill. It wraps easily, and there is no size to get wrong.
How big is the mug?
It holds 11 oz, which is a full cup of coffee or tea. The ceramic is black and glossy, and the handle is C-shaped. Every saying on the page comes on the same mug, so the size never changes.
What does "I remembered to forget" mean?
It treats a memory lapse as something planned: he remembered, in time, to forget. A man who jokes that his memory has a schedule of its own will enjoy it with his morning coffee.
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