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Funny 70th birthday mugs for women

Funny 70th birthday gifts for women, put on 11 oz black glossy ceramic mugs with a C-shaped handle. The novelty lines are short confessions. "I am anxiety" is a name tag for the worry, a mug a sister or an old friend can give with a laugh. "Old & Immature" states her age and her sense of humor in one line, for the woman who laughs at herself first. "Born rich & depressed" pairs money with a low mood in one flat sentence, a mug for the woman who prefers her humor dry and short. The mug is BPA and lead free, and it is dishwasher safe on the top rack and microwave safe. For something to wear with it, see the funny 70th birthday t-shirts for women.

Funny 70th birthday mug questions for women

Where can I buy a funny 70th birthday mug for a woman?

Open any mug on this page, choose a line and place the order. We ship within the United States only, and a mug normally arrives in 6 to 10 business days, so order a couple of weeks before the party.

What are fun 70th birthday gifts for women who already have everything?

A mug fits when nothing else does: there is no size to guess and no closet to clash with. She will use it most mornings, so the line gets read again with each refill. Start with the line, since the mug is the same for all of them.

Is the mug dishwasher and microwave safe?

Yes to both. The mug can go on the top rack of the dishwasher or into the microwave. The ceramic is BPA and lead free and glossy black, so it suits daily tea or coffee.

How much does the mug hold?

It holds 11 oz, enough for a full cup of tea or coffee. The handle is C-shaped and the ceramic has a glossy black finish. It is the same size for every saying on the page.

Is a mug a good 70th birthday gift for a woman?

Yes, if she likes a hot drink and a joke. The mug holds 11 oz, the line sits on the glossy black ceramic, and there is no size to guess. It stays useful long after the cake is gone.

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