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Funny hoodie gifts for a best friend, explained

"Dog ate my personality" drags the oldest homework excuse into adulthood: nothing is missing but the personality, and the dog is the only suspect with more friends than she has. It is one half of a best friend gift in funny hoodies, for the one who has worn her flaws like a hood since college. "I failed my personality test" reports the score from a quiz she took at two in the morning and forwarded to the whole chat before reading the question. The face is cotton over a fleece lining, with flat drawstrings for the hood and a pouch pocket for the phone and the lease she has not read. Cut unisex.

Best friend hoodie questions

What funny hoodie should I get my best friend?

Pick the saying she would deny and then quote. "Dog ate my personality" suits the friend whose pet is the better conversationalist, and "Fictional character" suits the one who has been told she is too much to be real.

Will the hoodie fit my best friend if I cannot ask her size?

Think of the hoodie she wears when nobody is watching and read its width and length against the size guide. Sizes go from XS to 3XL and are all unisex, so a girl or a guy in the friend group can wear it.

What does "I failed my personality test" mean?

It treats a personality like an exam with a pass mark, and the speaker missed it. The twist is the confidence: she failed and put the result on her chest. The friend who answers every online quiz and posts the verdict will recognize herself.

How should my best friend wash the hoodie?

Inside out, cold water, mild detergent, and the bleach stays on the shelf. Air drying is best, because dryer heat brings slight shrinkage, and a folded hoodie keeps its neck better than a hung one.

What does "Society wants to fix me" mean?

A refusal to be repaired, stated up front. The line treats every well-meant suggestion as a service call and declines the appointment, which makes it the right hoodie for the friend who ignores your advice and thanks you for it.

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