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Funny novelty hoodie gifts, explained

"Knock knock, who cares" cuts the oldest setup off at the door and answers it before anyone can say who is there. "Depression cures happiness" treats happiness as the illness and sadness as the cure, said flat, with the hood already rising on the punchline. Funny hoodies work as novelty gifts for men who read a joke twice and wear it all weekend, and both lines read as a gift first and a hoodie second. Flat drawstrings, a pouch pocket and a fleece-lined interior sit under a 100% cotton face.

Funny novelty hoodie gifts: questions

What is the difference between a hoodie and a sweatshirt as a novelty gift?

The hoodie adds a hood, flat drawstrings and a pouch pocket, while the sweatshirt stays a clean crewneck. Pick the hoodie for anyone who answers the room from under it, and the crewneck for whoever wants the text read with nothing in the way.

What novelty gift works for a man who says he wants nothing?

One that calls the bluff. "My therapist gave up" announces that a licensed professional ran out of questions, and it beats a gadget because he will wear it just to prove the point.

What size hoodie should I buy as a novelty gift?

Take a hoodie the person already owns and compare it with the inches on the size guide. The cut is unisex and the chart runs XS to 3XL, so the measuring takes a minute and the guessing is not needed.

Is a novelty hoodie a good pick for a gift exchange?

Bold pick, because a hoodie is bigger than the usual swap gift and gets stolen first. Choose a line that reads funny to strangers, such as "I'm pretty sure that I'm certain", and whoever takes it home wins the room.

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