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Funny retirement hoodie gifts for coworkers, explained
Funny retirement hoodie gifts for coworkers go to the person who is leaving the building for the couch. "Not supposed to work" is a permanent hall pass: the retiree is excused from every meeting, forever. "My boss thinks I'm working" fits the last month at the desk into five words, and the boss believed every one of them. Cotton face, fleece lining and a pouch pocket for the remote: the couch is the new office, and the hours start at ten.
Funny retirement hoodie gifts for coworkers: questions
What is a good retirement hoodie for a coworker?
One with a joke the whole department can read. "Not supposed to work" suits the retiree who is leaving a long career and has a longer list of naps.
Is the hoodie office safe?
The line is clean, with no profanity or innuendo, so a manager can sign the card and hand it over in front of the team without a note to HR afterward.
What hoodie size should the team pick?
Measure a hoodie the retiree wears, then find the nearest row on the size guide. The single unisex chart runs XS to 3XL, so a surprise gift needs no second opinion.
What does "I need a life cheat code" mean?
The retiree just unlocked the level with no boss, no commute and no meetings, and wants the cheat code for it. The hoodie asks the room for the cheat code and settles for a nap.
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