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Funny retirement long sleeve gifts for coworkers, explained
Funny retirement long sleeve gifts for coworkers are for the person trading a button-down for the weekend. "You collects dollars, I collects commas" counts wealth by the commas in the number, with the grammar broken on purpose, a brag about a retirement fund with plenty of zeros. "You overthink, I barely think" is the retiree's parting line to the colleague who stays behind and rereads every email twice. It is combed, ring-spun cotton in a regular unisex fit, and the size chart ends at 2XL.
Funny retirement long sleeve gifts for coworkers: questions
What sizes do the long sleeve shirts come in?
The chart stops at 2XL, so the team is choosing between XS and 2XL in a regular unisex fit. Measure a long sleeve the retiree owns and match it on the size guide.
What does "The best jobs have no collars" mean?
It plays on white collar and blue collar. The best job has neither, so the retiree is describing the one with no dress code, no desk and no deadline. Read it out at the lunch.
Is a long sleeve shirt a good gift for a retiring coworker?
Yes, since it wears like a normal layer and hides the joke until someone reads it. Everyone can chip in for one without a vote on hood versus no hood.
How should the retiree wash a long sleeve shirt?
Wash it cold with the shirt turned inside out, using mild detergent and no bleach. Air drying is preferred, a low tumble is the backup, and folding it afterward keeps the neck from stretching.
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