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Funny sarcastic hoodie gifts, explained
Sarcastic gifts for people who treat a hood as a closed door come as funny hoodies. "Introverted, don't say hi" is a do-not-disturb sign for a human being, written for anyone who plans the evening around dodging the party. "Dog ate my personality" files the homework excuse under character: nothing is left to say, and the dog accepts the blame without complaint. Behind the 100% cotton face sits a fleece-lined interior, plus flat drawstrings and a pouch pocket for the phone and the snacks.
Funny sarcastic gifts: hoodie questions
What is the best sarcastic hoodie for a friend who hates small talk?
"Introverted, don't say hi" answers the question before anyone asks it. That makes it the hoodie for the friend who leaves parties through the kitchen and calls the exit a plan.
What does "I prefer to talk to dogs" mean?
It ranks the room below the nearest dog, which is a fair ranking at most parties. Hand it to the friend who greets the dog first, the host second and the other guests never.
What size hoodie should I buy as a gift?
Put a hoodie they already own beside the size guide and match its width and length. With a unisex cut and a chart that runs XS to 3XL, one pick covers a sibling, a roommate or a coworker.
Hoodie or sweatshirt for a sarcastic person?
Pick the hoodie when the hood is part of the personality, since it adds drawstrings and a pouch pocket. The sweatshirt is the same fleece-lined cotton without a hood, for the sarcastic person with nothing to hide behind.
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