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Funny Valentine's Day hoodie gifts for girlfriend, explained
Pulling the hood up closes an argument she has already won, which is often, and funny hoodies are Valentine's Day gifts for a girlfriend who knows it. "It's not me...it's you" is the breakup speech given to a boyfriend who is not being dumped, only informed that whatever went wrong this week was his. "Physically capable, emotionally unavailable" is her dating profile in four words, honest about the part that shows up and silent about the rest. The hood comes with flat drawstrings, a pouch pocket and a fleece lining behind a 100% cotton face.
Funny Valentine's Day hoodie gifts for girlfriend: questions
Is a hoodie a good funny Valentine's Day gift for a girlfriend?
It is, if she lives in hoodies. It gives her a joke to wear on the couch, and the pouch pocket holds the phone she uses to screenshot your texts for the group chat.
What does "Single & not ready to mingle" mean on a hoodie?
It is a singles-event slogan on a woman who is spoken for, and that is the bit. Strangers take it at face value, her boyfriend takes it as a dare, and she keeps both readings.
Which size hoodie should I buy for my girlfriend?
Take the hoodie she wears most, compare it with the inch chart on the size guide, and order whichever size matches. The cut is unisex from XS to 3XL, so her women's size is the wrong number to use.
Can the hoodie go in the dryer?
She would be better off letting it air dry after a cold, inside-out wash in mild detergent. Heat is the enemy: the product notes promise slight shrinkage from the dryer, so air drying wins and a low tumble is the emergency exit.
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