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Funny Valentine's Day trucker hat gifts for girlfriend, explained

She would rather wear the punchline than say it, and funny trucker hats let her, with the line embroidered on the front and the snapback adjusting at the back. That makes them Valentine's Day gifts for a girlfriend with a sense of humor. "If Leo asks, I'm 24" applies the Leonardo DiCaprio rule to a hat: he is known for dating nobody older than 25, so she gives the age that gets her through the door. "DM's are my mating call" names the direct message as the modern courtship display, the way a peacock fans its tail, and a woman in a trucker hat is fanning hers. The fabric is a 60/40 mix of cotton and polyester, with mesh panels up front and a visor that curves.

Funny Valentine's Day trucker hat gifts for girlfriend: questions

Is a trucker hat a good Valentine's Day gift for a girlfriend?

It is, for the girlfriend who owns a few caps already or wants to start. The curved visor shades the date in the park, and the embroidery reads from across the grass before he has said a word.

What does "Single & not ready to mingle" mean on a hat?

The line is a party-door sign. On a girlfriend, it means she came with someone, will leave with him, and plans to spend the middle of the night near the snacks, declining all offers to mingle.

Can the hat go in the washer?

No. Hand washing only. Use a basin of cool or lukewarm water with one drop of mild detergent, press the hat gently, never scrub, and rinse it clean; bleach, the washer and the dryer are all off the list.

What does "Lost me at zodiac sign" say?

It answers the opening line of a man who asks her sign. The horoscope question ends the evening faster than the check, and the hat says so before he sits down.

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