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Funny Valentine's Day sweatshirts for him, explained

A little rude is the right register on the fourteenth, and funny sweatshirts have the room for it as Valentine's Day gifts for him. "It's not me...it's you" flips the classic breakup line so the blame lands on the date, which is fair play. "I cried during The Notebook" makes the confession for a man who held out until the rain scene and lost, and the crewneck wears the confession in public. Both lines ride on a layer that is cotton outside and fleece inside, with no hood to hide the verdict.

Funny Valentine's Day sweatshirts for him: questions

What is the best Valentine's Day sweatshirt for a guy?

A crewneck with a line he would not say to your face. It has no hood and no strings, so it goes over a collared shirt at dinner as easily as over a tee at home.

What does "It's not me...it's you" mean on a sweatshirt?

That is the classic breakup line with the blame reversed. He says it first, as a joke between two people who plan to stay together, and the date gets to decide whether to laugh.

What if he is single this Valentine's Day?

Then the best gift is the one that jokes about it. "Single & Happy" turns a lonely holiday into a statement of fact, and a fleece-lined crewneck is a fair place to keep the pizza crumbs.

Will a Valentine's Day sweatshirt arrive in time?

US addresses only, with a delivery window of six to ten business days, so buy it before the last week of January becomes a panic. Returns can be asked for during the 21 days after delivery, and an approved one is refunded as a gift card.

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