anti valentine's day gifts (27)

Here on this page. Select a line, choose a colour and size, then check out. We send parcels only within the United States, and they land after about 6 to 10 business days, so order early.

A sweatshirt with a line that matches their situation. The starter marriage line suits someone past a first marriage, and the zodiac line suits a friend who rolls their eyes at star signs. Keep the tone friendly and the joke on the shirt.

The page leans on short lines. Two examples are "Lost me at zodiac sign" and "Future alimony recipient", each only a few words across the front. Scroll the grid for more lines about exes, divorce and dating, then pick the one that suits the person.

Give it to a single friend, a sibling who jokes about their own divorce or a couple who treat February 14 as an ordinary day. The lines are dry, not cruel, so the recipient can wear them with their own sense of humor.

It has a cotton face over a fleece-lined interior, and the blend is 65/35 or 55/45 cotton and polyester depending on the colour. There is no hood or drawstring. Sizes run from XS to 3XL; the size guide has the chart.