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Funny Valentine's Day mug gifts for wife, explained

A mug is the one present she holds every morning before she speaks to anyone, so funny Valentine's Day gifts for wife belong on mugs. "If Leo asks, I'm 24" gives a wife her ready-made answer for the day Leo DiCaprio asks, because the running joke says his dating cutoff is 25. "It's not me...it's you" turns the breakup line into a love note by aiming it at the man who is staying, so the only thing being dumped is his habit of leaving cabinet doors open. Eleven ounces of glossy black ceramic with a C-shaped handle, safe for the dishwasher and the microwave.

Funny Valentine's Day mug gifts for wife: questions

What is a funny Valentine's Day gift for a wife who has everything?

A mug with her own sense of humor on it. She owns the jewelry and the candles, but she does not own a cup that says "If Leo asks, I'm 24" in front of her husband.

What does "It's not me...it's you" mean?

The oldest breakup excuse in dating gets reversed into a joke. A wife drinks from it every morning to remind the husband that the fault is his, and the marriage survives because he knows it.

Can the Valentine's Day mug go in the dishwasher?

Both. Reheat the coffee in it, then run it through the dishwasher on the top rack with a normal cycle, which is the care page's advice. A hand wash is fine when the machine is full.

When should I order the Valentine's Day mug for my wife?

Order a few weeks before February 14. Delivery takes 6 to 10 business days within the US, and the return window is 21 days from the day it arrives, with an approved return paid back as a gift card.

What does "Lost boyfriend, no reward if found" mean for a wife?

Think of a lost-pet flyer for the boyfriend her husband used to be, posted by a wife who stopped offering a reward the day he became a husband. The search ends on the couch.

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