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Funny Valentine's Day mug gifts for her, explained

Nothing to fit and a punchline she reads at 7 a.m.: that is what funny Valentine's Day mugs for her come with. "I'm not unavailable, you're just blocked" corrects the record before he can ask: she is reachable, he is on the block list, and she says so over a hot cup. "Lost me at zodiac sign" is the cold reply to the romance-movie classic 'You had me at hello', since the man who opens by asking her sign is finished by his second sentence. The cup itself is black glossy ceramic with a C-shaped handle and room for 11 oz.

Funny Valentine's Day mug gifts for her: questions

Is a mug a good Valentine's Day gift for her?

A mug has no fit to get wrong and no color to dislike, which makes it a sure bet for a girlfriend, a sister or a friend celebrating Galentine's Day. Choose the saying she would quote first.

What does "Single & not ready to mingle" mean?

A rhyme doing the job of a stop sign. The woman holding the mug is single, happy and unavailable for introductions at the party, and the coffee gives her something to do with her hands.

How much does the mug hold, and is it dishwasher safe?

It holds 11 oz. The product page states the black glossy ceramic is dishwasher and microwave safe, while the care page suggests the top rack on a normal cycle. Hand washing works too.

How long does a Valentine's Day mug take to arrive?

Expect 6 to 10 business days from the order, US only, so order early enough to cover it. If the mug turns up damaged, it is refunded or replaced.

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