Blink twice if you need help™
Sweatshirt
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Our iconic supersoft fleece-lined unisex sweatshirt embraces you in familiar comfort while paying homage to the timeless charm of the classic crewneck.
Design: Spawned in the darkest corners of the subconscious, these sayings are uncensored by society.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Blink twice if you need help" is a funny mental health sweatshirt for anyone who says "I'm fine" with a still face. What does "Blink twice if you need help" mean? It borrows the hostage-movie code for a captive who cannot speak freely and aims it at a room of smiling people: blink back if you need help too, or stand there listening. For the person nodding along it is a sarcastic anxiety sweatshirt. As a mental health humor sweatshirt it admits nobody is fine. Funny mental health sweatshirts do not come much quieter than a blink.
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