Desperate times
destructive measures™
Sweatshirt
Style
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Details
Our iconic supersoft fleece-lined unisex sweatshirt embraces you in familiar comfort while paying homage to the timeless charm of the classic crewneck.
Design: Spawned in the darkest corners of the subconscious, these sayings are uncensored by society.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Desperate times destructive measures" is a funny mental health sweatshirt that swaps one word in the proverb "desperate times call for desperate measures". What does "Desperate times destructive measures" mean? The proverb says a bad moment justifies bold action; this version admits what bold action looks like at 2 a.m.: the haircut, the text to the ex and the online order, all of it a bad idea. Said dryly, it is a mental health humor sweatshirt with a straight face, a funny motivational sweatshirt that motivates in the wrong direction, and a mental health gag gift for the friend who laughs loudest about the bangs.
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