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Dying™

Sweatshirt

Regular price $50
Regular price Sale price $50.00
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Our iconic supersoft fleece-lined unisex sweatshirt embraces you in familiar comfort while paying homage to the timeless charm of the classic crewneck.

Design: Spawned in the darkest corners of the subconscious, these sayings are uncensored by society.

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

Face: 100% cotton
Interior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
heather color sample Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Unisex
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

Face: 100% cotton
Interior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
heather color sample Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Unisex
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

Short answers win on "Dying". What does "Dying" mean? The speaker reports their condition with the calm of a weather forecast, or admits the joke in the group chat knocked them flat, and the word covers both. As a sarcastic sweatshirt it asks nothing of the reader, and as a funny dark humor sweatshirt it needs no setup. Dark humor sweatshirts for men and women do not get more efficient than a single verb. Nobody asks a follow-up, because nobody wants the sequel.

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