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Having my monthly
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Sweatshirt
Regular price
$50
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Sale price
$50.00
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Free shipping for orders $75+
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Style
Dryer usage will result in slight shrinkage.
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Details
Our iconic supersoft fleece-lined unisex sweatshirt embraces you in familiar comfort while paying homage to the timeless charm of the classic crewneck.
Design: Spawned in the darkest corners of the subconscious, these sayings are uncensored by society.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
![heather color sample](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0630/8318/4298/files/charcoal-heathersmallcircle.png?v=1694638826)
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
![heather color sample](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0630/8318/4298/files/charcoal-heathersmallcircle.png?v=1694638826)
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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