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I didn't cheat,
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Hoodie
Regular price
$60
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$60.00
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Free shipping for orders $75+
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Style
Dryer usage will result in slight shrinkage.
![Product Fit Image](http://cancelmeclothing.com/cdn/shop/files/fit-line_600x.png?v=1704347908)
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Details
Our supersoft fleece-lined unisex hoodie wraps you in a cozy embrace while the front pocket offers your hands a snug hideout.
Design: Curated using an obscene vocabulary and creatively refined under Lucifer's tormented command.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
![heather color sample](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0630/8318/4298/files/charcoal-heathersmallcircle.png?v=1694638826)
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Flat drawstrings
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
![heather color sample](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0630/8318/4298/files/charcoal-heathersmallcircle.png?v=1694638826)
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Flat drawstrings
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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![I didn't cheat, the government just fucked me - Hoodie](http://cancelmeclothing.com/cdn/shop/files/unisex-premium-hoodie-black-front-64d37c12dcaaa.jpg?v=1691581466&width=1445)
![I didn't cheat, the government just fucked me - Hoodie](http://cancelmeclothing.com/cdn/shop/files/unisex-premium-hoodie-maroon-front-64b1a3b987f0e.jpg?v=1689363408&width=1445)
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![I didn't cheat, the government just fucked me - Hoodie](http://cancelmeclothing.com/cdn/shop/files/unisex-premium-hoodie-forest-green-front-64b1a3b98e7a1.jpg?v=1689363416&width=1445)
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![I didn't cheat, the government just fucked me - Hoodie](http://cancelmeclothing.com/cdn/shop/files/unisex-premium-hoodie-sky-blue-front-64b1a666eaf69.jpg?v=1689364078&width=1445)
![I didn't cheat, the government just fucked me - Hoodie](http://cancelmeclothing.com/cdn/shop/files/unisex-premium-hoodie-white-front-64b1a6c39bb8b.jpg?v=1689364170&width=1445)
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![I didn't cheat, the government just fucked me - Hoodie](http://cancelmeclothing.com/cdn/shop/files/unisex-premium-hoodie-charcoal-heather-front-64d37cba4c2dd.jpg?v=1691581634&width=1445)
![I didn't cheat, the government just fucked me - Hoodie](http://cancelmeclothing.com/cdn/shop/files/unisex-premium-hoodie-dusty-rose-front-64ecba08b9279.jpg?v=1693235728&width=1445)
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