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I'd rather be an asshole
than an alpha™
Shirt
Regular price
$32
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Style
Dryer usage will result in slight shrinkage.
![Product Fit Image](http://cancelmeclothing.com/cdn/shop/files/fit-line_600x.png?v=1704347908)
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Details
Our supersoft and breathable unisex shirt feels like a cloud’s caress on a warm summer’s eve.
Design: Perhaps influenced by trauma and something stronger than coffee.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.![heather color sample](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0630/8318/4298/files/heather-mintsmallcircle.png?v=1694638826)
![heather color sample](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0630/8318/4298/files/heathertrueroyalsmallcircle.png?v=1694638826)
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
100% airline combed and ring-spun cotton.![heather color sample](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0630/8318/4298/files/heather-mintsmallcircle.png?v=1694638826)
![heather color sample](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0630/8318/4298/files/heathertrueroyalsmallcircle.png?v=1694638826)
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Tapered shoulders
- Sustainably dyed
- Unisex
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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