It's 11am somewhere™
Hoodie
Style
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Details
Our supersoft fleece-lined unisex hoodie wraps you in a cozy embrace while the front pocket offers your hands a snug hideout.
Design: Curated using an obscene vocabulary and creatively refined under Lucifer's tormented command.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Flat drawstrings
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Flat drawstrings
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
Time zones as a drinking license: "It's 11am somewhere". What does "It's 11am somewhere" mean? The standard excuse is "It's five o'clock somewhere", which works because the workday is always ending on some other part of the planet. This version cuts six hours from the argument and trusts that eleven in the morning is close enough for brunch. The punchline is that eleven in the morning counts as brunch, which makes it a funny drinking hoodie and a drinking humor hoodie at once. Brunch is booked early for funny drinking hoodies for men and women, and a funny party hoodie reads the reviews.
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