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Lost girlfriend,
no reward if found™

Mug

Regular price $16
Regular price Sale price $16.00
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Our robust ceramic mug blends refined wisdom with a touch of luxury for those with discerning taste.

Design: Unapologetically navigating the cryptic seas of philosophy to reveal an uncharted monologue of thoughts we dare not voice.

Content + Care

  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

Material

100% durable ceramic
  • Black glossy finish
  • BPA & lead free
  • Durable
  • 11oz
  • C-shaped, easy-grip handle
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

Material

100% durable ceramic
  • Black glossy finish
  • BPA & lead free
  • Durable
  • 11oz
  • C-shaped, easy-grip handle
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

"Lost girlfriend, no reward if found" is a funny dating coffee mug that copies the lost-pet poster and removes the incentive. The poster has a photo, a phone number and a reward line; this one drops all three and adds a clear preference that the search party turn back. What does "Lost girlfriend, no reward if found" mean? The missing person is the ex, and the finder is a volunteer. It's a dating humor coffee mug for the newly single and a funny girlfriend coffee mug with excellent flyer design. Call it anti-Valentine's Day merchandise: the poster is the gift.

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