On the eighth day
I was sober™
Sweatshirt
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Details
Our iconic supersoft fleece-lined unisex sweatshirt embraces you in familiar comfort while paying homage to the timeless charm of the classic crewneck.
Design: Spawned in the darkest corners of the subconscious, these sayings are uncensored by society.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"On the eighth day I was sober" is a funny drinking sweatshirt that bends the Book of Genesis. In Genesis, God makes the world in six days and rests on the seventh. The Bible never gets to an eighth. What does "On the eighth day I was sober" mean? The sober part tells you what the first seven were: a week of drinking, then a stop. Take it as a drinking humor sweatshirt, a hangover with a scripture reference. Funny drinking sweatshirts for men rarely quote Genesis. A funny religion sweatshirt should not have to rest this long.
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