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Real shirt, fake belly™

Sweatshirt

Regular price $50
Regular price Sale price $50.00
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Dryer usage will result in slight shrinkage.
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Our iconic supersoft fleece-lined unisex sweatshirt embraces you in familiar comfort while paying homage to the timeless charm of the classic crewneck.

Design: Spawned in the darkest corners of the subconscious, these sayings are uncensored by society.

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

Face: 100% cotton
Interior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
heather color sample Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Unisex
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

Face: 100% cotton
Interior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
heather color sample Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Unisex
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

"Real shirt, fake belly" reads like a product label, on a funny body humor sweatshirt for anyone who denies the gut. The fabric is real, the speaker admits, and the belly is a prop. What does "Real shirt, fake belly" mean? It is the denial of someone who knows exactly what that bulge is and is filing it under costume. Funny body humor sweatshirts for adults usually brag about the gut, and this sarcastic fashion sweatshirt calls it a prop instead. A body humor gift for him from the friend who finally said it out loud.

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