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Hoodie

Regular price $60
Regular price Sale price $60.00
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Our supersoft fleece-lined unisex hoodie wraps you in a cozy embrace while the front pocket offers your hands a snug hideout.

Design: Curated using an obscene vocabulary and creatively refined under Lucifer's tormented command.

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

Face: 100% cotton
Interior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
heather color sample Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Flat drawstrings
  • Unisex
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

Face: 100% cotton
Interior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
heather color sample Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Flat drawstrings
  • Unisex
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

Blue-collar and white-collar both name a job by its shirt, and "The best jobs have no collars" picks the third option. What does "The best jobs have no collars" mean? The best work has no uniform and no dress code, just a hood and a laptop. This funny work hoodie fits the sarcastic coworker who treats pants as optional, and as a sarcastic coworker hoodie it makes a work christmas gift. Funny work hoodies for men with a dress code may not get the idea.

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