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Walk of shame winner™

Hoodie

Regular price $60
Regular price Sale price $60.00
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Dryer usage will result in slight shrinkage.
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Our supersoft fleece-lined unisex hoodie wraps you in a cozy embrace while the front pocket offers your hands a snug hideout.

Design: Curated using an obscene vocabulary and creatively refined under Lucifer's tormented command.

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

Face: 100% cotton
Interior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
heather color sample Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Flat drawstrings
  • Unisex
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

Content + Care

  • Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
  • Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
  • Do not bleach
  • Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
  • Do not dry clean

Material

Face: 100% cotton
Interior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
heather color sample Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
  • Supersoft
  • Printed neck tag
    (itch-free)
  • Front print
  • Flat drawstrings
  • Unisex
  • Sustainably dyed
  • Imported
  • Designed and printed in USA

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The joke, explained

"Walk of shame winner" is a funny dating hoodie for the person who treats the morning after as a podium. What does "Walk of shame winner" mean? The walk of shame is the commute home in yesterday's outfit, usually done at dawn with the head down. This version walks it with the head up, because the night earned the trip. A dating humor hoodie with its shoes in one hand refuses the blush and keeps the story. A sarcastic dating hoodie suits it, and few funny dating hoodies know when to wave at the neighbors.

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