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Was a mom until I quit™
Hoodie
Regular price
$60
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$60.00
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Style
Dryer usage will result in slight shrinkage.
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Details
Our supersoft fleece-lined unisex hoodie wraps you in a cozy embrace while the front pocket offers your hands a snug hideout.
Design: Curated using an obscene vocabulary and creatively refined under Lucifer's tormented command.
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Flat drawstrings
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, with similar colors
- Tumble-dry low or hang-dry to avoid shrinkage and extend life
- Do not bleach
- Medium Iron. Do not iron on design
- Do not dry clean
Material
Face: 100% cottonInterior: 65% cotton / 35% polyester
Interior: 55% cotton / 45% polyester
- Supersoft
- Printed neck tag
(itch-free) - Front print
- Flat drawstrings
- Unisex
- Sustainably dyed
- Imported
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"Was a mom until I quit" proves a rule by breaking it: motherhood is the one job nobody gets to resign from. What does "Was a mom until I quit" mean? The speaker hands in the lanyard and leaves the kids at the front desk, like walking out on a job with a bad manager and no overtime. A funny parenting hoodie with a clean exit. A mom humor hoodie for every drawer of unsent resignations. A funny mom hoodie and a parenting birthday gift for the mom who earned the letter.
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