funny 30th birthday gifts (30)

Right here on this page. Pick a colour at checkout. The hat ships within the United States and usually arrives in about 6 to 10 business days, so allow for that before the party.

One with a line he already lives. "Introverted, don't say hi" works for a man who keeps to himself at parties. The snapback is adjustable and one size, so the gift needs no size and no guessing.

Short ones that read in a glance. "If Leo asks, I'm 24" is an age joke in five words, and "Introverted, don't say hi" is a request in four. Both are embroidered across the front.

Keep it to one line, because the hat already carries the joke. Write the age, add a small warning, and sign it. Let the embroidered saying on the front do the rest of the talking.

Yes. The snapback removes the sizing question, and the saying is short enough to read in passing. The hat is 60% cotton and 40% polyester, with a structured front and a mesh back.