funny 30th birthday gifts (30)

Here on this page. Every shirt is a unisex tee: choose a line, a colour and a size, then check out. They ship within the United States and usually arrive in about 6 to 10 business days, so order a couple of weeks before the party.

Start with a line that sounds like the way he talks. "Physically capable, emotionally unavailable" suits a man who stays fit and keeps quiet about his feelings, and "Early life crisis" suits one who jokes about turning forty ten years early.

"Single & not ready to mingle" suits a woman who is happy on her own and does not need introductions. "I need a life cheat code" suits one who wishes adulthood came with hints. The cut is unisex, so check the chest width on the size guide.

Short lines that admit the age without making a speech. The shirts on this page work as funny 30th birthday quotes you can wear: a crisis joke, a single joke, a joke about the hints nobody gave you. Pick the one that sounds like the birthday person.

Yes. A tee is easy to wrap, needs only a size and can be worn the same week. If you are unsure of the size, compare a tee they already own with the measurements on the size guide.