funny 75th birthday gifts (30)

Right here: choose a mug, add it to the cart and check out. Shipping is within the United States, and most orders take about 6 to 10 business days. Each mug holds 11 oz.

A mug is a good one, because it needs no size and fits any kitchen. The retirement line suits a woman who has finished work, and the blocked-number line suits one who picks which calls to take.

Keep it light and add one real memory. Try "Seventy-five and still the best at this" and sign it. The mug carries the sarcasm, so the card can stay warm. Then hand over the mug with the card.

Yes. The glossy black ceramic can go on the top rack of the dishwasher and into the microwave. It is also free of BPA and lead, and it holds 11 oz. That makes it easy to use every day.

Order at least two weeks before the party. Delivery covers the United States only and takes about 6 to 10 business days. The mug needs no fitting, so it can go straight into wrapping paper when it comes.