funny 75th birthday gifts (29)

Each sweatshirt here can be ordered directly. Pick a saying, set your colour and size, and head to the checkout. Orders are shipped within the United States and usually take about 6 to 10 business days.

The seat line suits a mother who has opinions about husbands and bathroom manners. The dog line suits one who asks after the pet before the people. Either one reads well across the dinner table.

The outside is cotton, and the fleece-lined inside blends cotton with polyester. The cut is unisex, so one sweatshirt can be shared between a husband and wife, and the line is printed on the front.

Yes, it is a comfortable gift that gets used. The fleece lining keeps it cosy, and the joke on the front gives guests something to read at the party. Add a handwritten card with it.

Plan for about two weeks. Delivery is within the United States and usually takes 6 to 10 business days after you order. Order early for a party on the far side of the country.