funny gifts for grandpa (24)

Cotton layers that say out loud what he thinks anyway. "Let me explain condescending" fits the grandfather who starts every sentence with back when and finishes it forty minutes later.

Take a long sleeve he already owns, lay it flat and set its width and length in inches beside the numbers on the size guide. It comes in one unisex cut, so the chart is the whole answer.

Solitaire is a card game for one, so the win has no witness. The line admits life is going badly and claims the single victory he can prove, which suits a retired grandfather with a deck on the kitchen table.

It is, because it goes under a cardigan or on its own and needs nothing else to make sense. Let him open it in front of the kids, since "Everyone needs a starter marriage" earns a bigger laugh with an audience.