funny gifts for mom (28)

This is a hopeful reply to the question nobody should ask a tired woman, with the trailing dots sighing for her. The punchline is the word again, which tells you how the first round went.

Yes, it works for school pickup in cool weather and for the Mother's Day dinner afterward. One regular unisex cut serves everyone, so the question of men's or women's sizing disappears. Her favorite shirt matched on the size guide settles the rest.

It states that the speaker's parents stopped trying to fix them. The surrender is relaxing for everyone, and the speaker takes it as a compliment. Grown children who ignored all the advice will see themselves.

Turn it inside out, wash cold and use mild detergent without bleach. The preferred finish is air drying, with a low tumble as the backup, because cotton can shrink with heat. Store it folded, because a hanger stretches the neckline.