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Funny long sleeve shirt gifts for parents, explained
Golf owns his weekends, and the kids are now old enough to read the shirt. Funny long sleeve gifts for parents include one for the dad on the course. "Hopefully not a father" is a hope that did not come true, worn by a man whose kids arrived anyway. "I miss the green more than I miss you" makes the course the great love of his life, which the family has suspected since the first Saturday tee time. Hand it over at the next birthday and watch which kid laughs first. Combed, ring-spun cotton makes the long sleeve, cut regular and unisex.
Funny gifts for parents: long sleeve shirt questions
What does "I miss the green more than I miss you" mean?
The green is the closely trimmed grass around the hole on a golf course. The speaker is away from it, misses it more than the family, and puts that in writing, which is the joke.
What are funny gifts for parents who have everything for his birthday?
A dad with a closet full of polos has never owned a shirt that confesses his browsing. "I forgot to clear my search history" turns the family computer into a crime scene, and the birthday card can say the rest.
What does "Hopefully not a father ...again" mean?
The same hope with a sequel. A man who already has the kids is hoping the next scare is only a scare, and the last word admits he has memorized the odds.
How should I size a long sleeve shirt for a parent?
Compare one that already fits with the width and length in inches on the size guide. Regular and unisex in cut, it needs a single chart for a dad and a mom.
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