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Funny graduation hoodie gifts, explained
Funny graduation hoodies give the grad a hood to hide behind when someone asks about the plan. "Filthy poor" flips filthy rich into the net worth of a person with a diploma, a loan statement and a vending machine budget. "Participation prize winner" is a medal for showing up, which was most of the degree, worn by the grad who still has the lanyard to prove it. Cotton outside and fleece inside, with flat drawstrings and a pouch pocket for a phone, a diploma cover and one nervous snack.
Graduation hoodie questions
Is a hoodie a good graduation gift?
Yes, if the grad lives in comfortable clothes, which most do. It is practical after the ceremony and funny during it, and the pouch pocket fits the phone that takes all the photos.
What does "Carpe procrastination" mean?
It pairs the Latin carpe diem with the oldest student habit, so the motto becomes a request for an extension. The grad promises to start the job hunt, the thesis and the thank-you notes tomorrow, with total commitment.
What funny graduation gifts work for guys, girls and boys?
A unisex hoodie works for all three. The sizes run XS to 3XL, and the jokes are about school and money, not gender, so a guy, a girl or a younger cousin can wear the same pick.
What size hoodie should I order for a graduate?
Hold a hoodie the grad already owns up to the size guide and pick the row it matches. Fold it between wears, so the neck stays put.
What does "Math is for ugly people" mean?
It picks a fight with the subject instead of the teacher. The insult is the one every student wanted to write on the exam, and it suits the grad whose last math class ended in an apology to the calculator.
Graduation Gifts in every style
from the campus to the office, in the funny gift guide graduation gifts for him hoodies school hoodies
