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Funny graduation long sleeve gifts, explained
A graduation gown looks better over something with a punchline, so funny long sleeve shirts suit the day. "I cheated on my eye exam" is a confession that flatters the confessor: the grad memorized the chart and now has perfect vision on paper and a clear conscience. "If you can't arrive proper, arrive a proper disaster" is a dress code for the party after the ceremony, where the gown is off, the tie is gone and the only goal left is to be noticed. The cotton is combed and ring-spun, the fit is regular and the chart ends at 2XL.
Graduation long sleeve questions
What sizes do the long sleeve shirts come in?
Sizes start at XS and end at 2XL, in a regular unisex fit. Take the grad's usual shirt size and confirm it on the size guide, where the chart lists width and length for each one.
What does "I cheated on my eye exam" mean?
The only way to cheat on an eye exam is to memorize the chart. The shirt confesses to doing exactly that, so it jokes that the grad passed the test and still cannot see the point of it.
What are good funny graduation gifts for guys?
A long sleeve with a plain joke and no sizing drama, like "Lost...but that's ok". A unisex cut means the same shirt suits guys, girls and boys.
Do I need to iron the shirt before the party?
Skip it unless the gown is off and the photos are on. If you do, iron it inside out on low heat with no steam, and fold it afterward instead of hanging it, since a hanger stretches the neck.
What does "Fake it, till we make it" mean?
It borrows the career slogan and turns it into a plural: the whole class is faking it together, and the diploma is the receipt. It suits the grad who starts the first job with confidence and a search tab open.
Graduation Gifts in every style
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