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Humorous long sleeve gifts for men and women, explained

"Just give up" flips the Nike slogan Just Do It into permission to stop, encouragement for people who skipped the stretching. Only a theater kid can deliver "There's no drama in theater" with a straight face, the loudest room in the building insisting it is calm. Both lines sit on funny long sleeve shirts, humorous gifts for men and women who deliver their best material deadpan, fold the sleeves up and stay seated. Combed, ring-spun cotton in a unisex cut.

Humorous long sleeve gifts: questions

What sizes do the humorous long sleeve shirts come in?

Unisex sizing starts at XS and stops at 2XL. Match a long sleeve they already wear to the size guide for chest width and length in inches.

What does "Stop climbing, start being" mean?

The anti-hustle sermon fits on a shirt: quit the ladder and sit down on the rung. It suits the friend who got a motivational book as a gift and returned it unread.

What are humorous gifts for men who have everything?

Give him a long sleeve that says the dry thing he already thinks. He owns the gadgets, but not the one sentence that makes his brother-in-law look at the floor.

What does "I'm more of a Samantha" mean on a long sleeve?

It answers the Sex and the City question of which friend you are with the one who orders what she wants. Men and women both wear it, usually at brunch, usually unprompted.

How do I wash a long sleeve shirt?

Cold water, mild detergent, shirt inside out, no bleach. Air drying is easier on cotton than the dryer, and an iron on low heat with no steam can fix a stubborn cuff.

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