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Funny Mother's Day long sleeve shirt gifts, explained

No funny Mother's Day gift is ruder than "I drop babies", a line with two readings. One is the clumsy confession of a woman who never mastered holding a newborn, and the other is the brag of a nurse or midwife who delivers them. Asked which Sex and the City friend she is, "I'm more of a Samantha" is the answer from the bold end of the table. Wear either to brunch and watch grandma ask which reading was meant. The cotton is combed and ring-spun, in a regular unisex cut with the print on the front.

Funny Mother's Day gifts: long sleeve shirt questions

What does "I'm more of a Samantha" mean?

It picks Samantha Jones from Sex and the City, the one of the four leads with the biggest appetite and the smallest regret. On a mom, it announces that she is not the cautious friend and never was.

Is a long sleeve shirt a good gift for mom?

Yes, for the mom who wears sleeves at brunch and sarcasm everywhere else. The jokes match the tee, and the sleeves cover the cool morning that comes with a May brunch.

What funny shirts can kids give mom?

Shirts where the kid is the punchline or the mystery. Try "Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?" as a riddle: pigeons fill every sidewalk and nobody has ever spotted a baby one. Mom supplies the answer, usually something about teenagers.

How do I care for a Mother's Day long sleeve shirt?

Cold water, mild detergent and an inside-out shirt are the routine, and bleach stays out. Dryer heat shrinks it slightly, so air drying is the better plan, and a low iron, inside out and without steam, handles the wrinkles.

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