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Funny retirement long sleeve gifts for dad, explained
Retirement gifts for dad suit funny long sleeve shirts, since his days are now all casual Fridays. "Hopefully not a father" is a joke from a man who is one: when the phone rings and the screen reads one of the kids, he hopes for one ring that it is a wrong number and he is nobody's dad, since the call means money, a ride or a babysitter. "Spending my kid's inheritance" is the retirement budget in one line: a boat, a cruise and a second helping of everything, paid for out of what the kid thought was theirs. The shirt is combed, ring-spun cotton in a unisex cut, and the sizes end at 2XL.
Funny retirement long sleeve gifts for dad: questions
What are the sizes for a retirement long sleeve for dad?
The chart runs XS to 2XL in a unisex cut. Compare a long sleeve he already wears with the size guide, and note that 2XL is the largest size.
What does "Spending my kid's inheritance" mean?
Retirement turns the family fund into a travel fund: trips, dinners and a boat the kids will never ride. The wink is that the kid reads the shirt while carrying the bags.
What is a good retirement gift for a dad who has everything?
A long sleeve that jokes about the thing he gave up. A man who has retired from work and hopes to be off duty at home as well can wear "Hopefully not a father" to prove it.
How should I wash the long sleeve shirt?
Cold water, inside out, mild detergent and no bleach. Air dry it, or tumble low only if needed, because cotton shrinks with heat. Fold it, since a hanger stretches the neck.
What does "Don't tell my mom" mean on a retired dad's shirt?
A man past sixty is still keeping a secret from a mother who is still in charge. The secret changes: a new motorcycle, a pile of lottery tickets, the second dessert at his own retirement lunch.
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