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Funny retirement mug gifts for dad, explained
Retirement gifts for dad that outlive the farewell cake come as funny mugs and stay in the kitchen. On a man whose every day is now a day off, "Don't judge, it's my day off" is his answer to anyone who asks why he is on the porch at 10 a.m., and the mug comes with a refill. "My boss thinks I'm working" is the last alibi of a retiree whose old boss still believes he is at his desk. The cup itself is 11 oz of glossy black ceramic with a C-shaped handle.
Funny retirement mug gifts for dad: questions
What is a good retirement gift for a dad who loves coffee?
Try a mug that announces the new schedule: the line "Don't judge, it's my day off" goes with the first slow cup and with the one after the third nap.
What does "My boss thinks I'm working" mean?
The alibi of an employee who looks busy for a living. On a retired dad it turns into a farewell joke: the boss still believes it, and the schedule says otherwise.
Is the retirement mug dishwasher safe, or does dad wash it by hand?
It is dishwasher safe and microwave safe. Use the top rack, and skip the heavy cycle, since the care page recommends a normal one. Hand washing works too for a man with free time.
How early should I order the mug for the retirement party?
Order early: expect 6 to 10 business days after ordering, delivered to US addresses, so count back from the party date. Once approved, a return requested within 21 days of delivery is credited as a gift card.
What does "It's not rocket surgery" mean?
It mashes rocket science into brain surgery, the motto of a retiree starting his first project at 9 a.m. on a Tuesday. With a week of free time, he will find the missing screw, eventually.
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