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Funny retirement mug gifts for men, explained
The mug at the retirement party holds the first coffee of a morning with no commute, and funny retirement mug gifts for men turn that coffee into a joke. "Remind me to remember" asks for a reminder that only works if he remembers to read it, a puzzle a retired man has all morning to enjoy. "I remembered to forget" winks at the paradox: he recalled the one thing he was meant to leave behind, the office, and calls it a skill. The mug is black gloss ceramic with a C-shaped handle and an 11 oz capacity.
Funny retirement gifts for men: mug questions
Is a mug a good retirement gift for a man?
A mug is the safest retirement gift because it fits every kitchen and needs no fitting. He will use it every morning, and the line on the front outlives the card.
What does "My grandma knitted this for me" mean?
The joke is the mismatch: a ceramic mug cannot be knitted, so grandma's needles did nothing. The claim is a grandpa's deadpan, made about the cup he drinks from by a man who has nowhere to be.
Is the mug dishwasher and microwave safe?
Yes, the product page calls it dishwasher and microwave safe. In the dishwasher, use the top rack and a normal cycle, though hand washing works too.
What is the mug made of?
The mug is 100% ceramic with a black glossy finish, holds 11 oz and has a C-shaped handle. It is also listed as BPA and lead free.
When should I order a mug for a retirement party?
Order before the party week, because delivery runs 6 to 10 business days after ordering, US only. A gift card credit follows any approved return requested within 21 days of delivery.
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