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Funny over the hill mugs, explained
At an over the hill party, gifts get opened at the cake and used at 6 a.m., and funny mugs get used first. "Cash is my preferred gift" spares the family a shopping trip by stating the preference outright, which is honest at an age when the closet is full and the hours are not. "Losing at life, but winning at solitaire" claims one small win at the card table to balance the large losses elsewhere, and the win comes without witnesses. The ceramic is glossy black, the handle is a C and the capacity is 11 oz.
Funny over the hill mugs: questions
Is a mug a good gift for someone who is over the hill?
Yes, since the birthday person needs coffee more than candles. It holds 11 oz, so the refill walk is shorter, and the line makes a first impression at the next meeting.
What does "My belly is an illusion" mean?
It is a magician's claim printed on a cup: the belly is a trick of the light, and the coffee is the only thing in the picture that is real. The party gets to decide whether to applaud.
Can I put this mug in the dishwasher and microwave?
Yes. The mug page lists both as safe, and for the dishwasher the care page asks for the top rack and a normal cycle. A quick hand wash clears the coffee just as well.
Can I return a mug that arrives damaged?
Yes. If it arrives broken, it is replaced or refunded, and anything else goes back within 21 days of delivery. Expect 6 to 10 business days for the trip across the US.
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