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Funny retirement hoodie gifts for mom, explained
The phone, the gardening gloves and the farewell card she is too polite to throw out all go in one pouch pocket, and funny hoodies pack it for retirement gifts for mom. "Waiting to procrastinate" is a retiree putting off her chores with great discipline: the list is ready, the chair is ready, and the procrastinating begins as soon as she settles in. "My grandma knitted this for me" brags about a cardigan the hoodie never was, and a retiring mom wears it with a perfectly straight face. Flat drawstrings, cotton outside and a fleece-lined interior.
Funny retirement hoodie gifts for mom: questions
Is a hoodie a good retirement gift for mom?
Yes. Retirement is the first season in decades where she picks the outfit by comfort alone. Her phone goes in the pouch pocket, while the front line tells the neighbors she has left the building.
What does "The best jobs have no collars" mean?
It splits jobs into two kinds, and the best kind has no shirt, no tie and no dress code, which makes the hoodie on her back the evidence. Her next job description is a nap.
What is a funny retirement gift for a mom who is the office hero?
Give her a hoodie that thanks her without a toast, for a woman who ran the schedule, fixed the printer and knew the password to everything. The front line says the office will never be the same, and she knows it.
How should I wash a hoodie?
Cold water, mild detergent, hoodie inside out, no bleach. Air dry it when possible because cotton shrinks with heat, and fold it, since a hanger pulls the neck out of shape.
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