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Funny retirement hat gifts for women, explained

Funny retirement hat gifts for women go to the woman who plans to retire loudly. "If Leo asks, I'm 24" is an age fib filed in advance for Leo DiCaprio, the actor the internet jokes about for dating only women under 25, so her cover story is ready if he ever asks. "The best jobs have no collars" is the retiree's job review: pay none, hours none, dress code none, and nothing around her neck but a necklace. A curved visor, structured mesh panels and an embroidered front make up the trucker hat, and the adjustable snapback handles the fit. Hand it over with the card and see which line she quotes first.

Funny retirement gifts for women: hat questions

What does "If Leo asks, I'm 24" mean?

Leo is the actor Leonardo DiCaprio, the target of a long-running joke about dating women under 25. The speaker pre-answers his question with a number below the cutoff, a joke about age from a woman who does not mind hers.

Is a hat a good funny retirement gift for a woman?

Yes, the snapback adjusts, so the gift needs no sizing, and the embroidery carries the joke to the garden, the golf course and the cruise deck.

What is the retirement hat made of?

It is 60% cotton and 40% polyester, structured, with a curved visor and mesh panels. The snapback closes the back, and the saying is embroidered up front.

What are funny retirement gifts for women who love to travel?

A trucker hat for the airport and the beach. "The best jobs have no collars" is a fine farewell to the office dress code, and a hat shades her face while she stays out of the inbox.

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