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Funny retirement gift t-shirts, explained
Funny retirement gift t-shirts say what the card in the break room cannot. "The best jobs have no collars" sorts a career by the shirt, white collar for the desk and blue collar for the shop floor, and then picks the third option: no collar, which means no job. "My boss thinks I'm working" retires the last good lie of a long career, since the lie only works while the boss is watching. Each tee is cut unisex with tapered shoulders, XS to 3XL.
Retirement t-shirt questions
What are good funny retirement gifts?
What does "The best jobs have no collars" mean?
White-collar work is office work and blue-collar work is manual labor, both named after the shirt. A job with no collar at all is no job, so the line states the retirement plan as a dress code.
What size t-shirt should I order for a retiree?
Lay a tee the retiree already likes flat and hold its width and length against the size guide. Cut unisex with tapered shoulders, the tee runs from XS to 3XL.
What does "My boss thinks I'm working" mean?
It confesses that the effort was always a performance. In retirement the joke gets better, because the boss is no longer fooled or consulted and the shirt finally tells the truth.
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