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Funny Secret Santa hat gifts for him, explained

A hat solves the Secret Santa problem of not knowing his size, and funny Secret Santa hat gifts for him do it with a golf pun. "Par-tee time" mashes a tee time on the course with party time at the office exchange, and it works at both. "I miss the green more than I miss you" sends a golfer's love letter to the putting green, delivered in public, which is bad for his marriage and good for his handicap. Under the embroidery sit structured mesh panels, a curved visor and an adjustable snapback, in 60% cotton and 40% polyester.

Funny Secret Santa gifts for him: hat questions

Do these hats come in sizes?

No. The snapback closure adjusts, so whoever draws the gift gets a fit with no head size to guess. A structured build, mesh panels and a curved visor are standard.

What does "Divot Daddy" mean?

A golfer's pet name for himself: the man who leaves a divot in the fairway on every swing and announces it like a title. The hat lets the course read it from the cart.

What does "Fake it, till we make it" mean?

That is the startup creed of acting successful before you are. On a Secret Santa hat, it works for the coworker who has been faking it since the first quarter.

What does "Wedding broke" mean?

Wedding season leaves this bank balance: the flights, the rented suit and the gift off the registry all came out of his pocket. Worn to a swap, it announces that the budget is a number he will respect.

How do I clean the hat?

Wash it by hand in a basin of cool to lukewarm water with a drop of mild detergent, using a gentle touch. Skip the bleach, the scrubbing, the washer and the dryer.

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