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Unique funny gift long sleeves, explained
Unique funny gifts for the golfer and the divorced meet in funny long sleeve shirts that pass in the clubhouse. A love triangle with a flagstick is what "I miss the green more than I miss you" draws: the golfer is torn between a person and a putting surface, and the person is losing by two strokes. Like a first car, "Everyone needs a starter marriage" looks great in the driveway: the paint is nice, the transmission goes, and the lesson is worth the tow bill. Combed ring-spun cotton, regular fit, XS to 2XL.
Unique funny gift long sleeves: questions
What is a unique funny gift for a golfer?
A shirt that ranks the course above the company. The green line is for the golfer whose weekend is booked through September, and "Divot Daddy" is for the one who leaves the fairway looking like a plowed field.
What does "Everyone needs a starter marriage" mean?
It treats a first marriage as practice for the second, like a starter home. That line is a divorce joke for the friend who got the lesson for free and kept the dog.
What sizes does the long sleeve come in?
This long sleeve comes XS to 2XL in a regular unisex fit. Measure the chest of a long sleeve from the closet and look for that width, in inches, on the size guide.
What does "I miss the green more than I miss you" mean?
The green is the putting surface, and the speaker is addressing it in a love letter that leaves a person off the guest list. It suits the golfer who reads the weather report before the family calendar.
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