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Funny Valentine's Day long sleeve gifts for her, explained

The jacket comes off after the second drink, so the shirt underneath has to carry the evening. "But does he put the seat down?" is the vetting question every date eventually earns, asked in public, on a shirt, before he can pass or fail. "Diamonds are forever, relationships are not" keeps the jeweler's slogan and adds the fine print: the rock stays, the relationship does not. Funny Valentine's Day long sleeve shirts for her are made for the dinner reservation and the Tuesday after, in combed, ring-spun cotton with a regular unisex fit.

Funny Valentine's Day long sleeve gifts for her: questions

What sizes do the Valentine's Day long sleeve shirts come in?

Everything from XS to 2XL, cut as a regular unisex fit. Since the chart ends at 2XL, compare chest width and length on the size guide before ordering one for her.

What does "Single & Happy" mean on a Valentine's Day shirt?

A status update with no follow-up question allowed. The woman in it is single, happy and uninterested in meeting anyone's cousin, which makes it a gift for the friend who spends February 14 entirely on her own terms.

Will a long sleeve work for a February date night?

Yes. The cotton long sleeve layers under a jacket or stands alone at dinner, and the regular fit keeps it from looking like a costume. Wear it with whatever she already puts on for a restaurant.

How do I care for a long sleeve?

Wash cold with the shirt inside out, in mild detergent and without bleach. Cotton can shrink with heat, so let it air dry when there is time, and iron only on low, inside out, with the steam off.

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