$5 and I'll trip your kid™
Mug
Style
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Details
Our robust ceramic mug blends refined wisdom with a touch of luxury for those with discerning taste.
Design: Unapologetically navigating the cryptic seas of philosophy to reveal an uncharted monologue of thoughts we dare not voice.
Content + Care
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
Material
100% durable ceramic- Black glossy finish
- BPA & lead free
- Durable
- 11oz
- C-shaped, easy-grip handle
- Designed and printed in USA
Content + Care
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
Material
100% durable ceramic- Black glossy finish
- BPA & lead free
- Durable
- 11oz
- C-shaped, easy-grip handle
- Designed and printed in USA
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The joke, explained
"$5 and I'll trip your kid" is a funny family coffee mug for anyone who has watched one toddler run the whole restaurant. What does "$5 and I'll trip your kid" mean? Exactly what it says, with a price: for five dollars in cash, a stranger will stick out a foot and end the sprint. It's a family humor coffee mug with a hit man's rate card, scaled down to pocket change and a pratfall. As funny money coffee mugs go, this one puts a figure on the joke. Funny family coffee mugs for men are usually gentler.
